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I'd pass on the carrot... I'd rather have Kevin the Bacon.
Posted by: fractalist | November 23, 2018 at 05:50 PM
Watching live footage of the frenzy from his lair, Xavier Roberts leans back with smug satisfaction. His long-marinating coleslaw recipe is finally complete.
Posted by: AmoebaStampede | November 23, 2018 at 05:54 PM
This almost explains Dr. Who. Almost.
Posted by: funny man | November 23, 2018 at 06:08 PM
The reporter literally mentioned that carrots are being flogged?
Posted by: Rosy Palm | November 23, 2018 at 08:56 PM
Rosy — a case where we are separated by a common language
Our Aldi has a different excitement since some of them define the corners of gang territories
Posted by: Not My Usual Alias | November 24, 2018 at 07:53 AM
Isn't that something. Someone always makes up dump stuff and they make a fortune and I am amazed how people buy the stupid stuff too. I need to think up such things.(ha)
Posted by: Theresa | November 24, 2018 at 09:41 AM
One of those times where I'm happy we installed that pond.
Posted by: padraig | November 24, 2018 at 09:58 AM