AFTER WHICH IT PRODUCED A VALID FLORIDA DRIVER'S LICENSE
Bear Opens Door, Strolls Into Calif. Highway Patrol Facility
(Thanks to pharmaross)
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I really wish it would have gone into the bathroom so there could be an alternate answer to the age old question.
It might require a special cleanup crew to visit the CHP facility.
Posted by: Not My Usual Alias | November 27, 2018 at 12:27 PM
A bear walks into a bar....Yogi?
Posted by: funny man | November 27, 2018 at 12:32 PM
Sorry...I thought this was about a bar. Or Broderick Crawford.
Posted by: funny man | November 27, 2018 at 12:36 PM
An "unexpected visitor" on four legs and boasting some serious dexterity handily let itself into a California Highway Patrol facility near Lake Tahoe earlier this month.
Journalism pro tip:
Never assume a bear's gender...
The bear, standing up on its hind legs, promptly turns the handle, pulls the door open and casually strolls through the doorway on all fours, taking time to check out what's on display in some nearby vending machines.
Just getting in some holiday window shopping. Since this was Nov 17th, he/she/xe/it was probably hoping to return for the CHP Black Friday Sale.
Posted by: fractalist | November 27, 2018 at 12:57 PM
Just reporting a break in at his house by some nutty blonde chick.
Posted by: Clankie | November 27, 2018 at 03:09 PM
I thought all CHP's were bears?
Posted by: ChrisinVa | November 27, 2018 at 03:14 PM
Do bears go in the break room?
Posted by: Not My Usual Alias | November 27, 2018 at 03:42 PM