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November 20, 2018

TERRORISM UPDATE

Squirrel causes power outages for more than 12,000 peope in upstate New York

(Thanks to Jeff Meyerson and DaninDallas)

OOPS

Forklift driver causes an entire warehouse to fall like dominoes when he nudges a shelving unit

(Thanks to Geoff, who says "Does this mean no bonus?")

YET SHE EATS SOUP WITH HER BARE HANDS

The queen eats her bananas with a knife and fork

(Thanks to pharmaross)

IT'S THE MOST WONDERFUL TIME OF THE YEAR

Polar bears' x-rated Christmas display in shopping mall leaves customers stunned

(Thanks to John Lobert and pharmaross)

NO, IT WON'T

Hot Cheetos turkey will spice up Thanksgiving dinner

(Thanks to John Gregg)

SPORTSDADS IN ACTION

The lawsuit alleges a parent of a player from Nazareth wore his referee uniform and was involved in calls the referee crew made though he was not officiating the Nov. 10 game. The father allegedly spoke to the referees, stood on the sidelines and was later seen alongside referees in an area where only officials are supposed to be, according to the lawsuit.

(Thanks to Not My Usual Alias, who says "At long last, someone has usurped me as an over-involved sideline parent.")

CANADA CONTINUES ITS DOWNWARD SPIRAL

'Drunk' Canadian curlers kicked out of tournament final

(Thanks to Matt Filar and pharmaross)

PUTTING THE 'LO' IN 'BOLO'

Police hunt man with 'small penis and low-hanging testicles' who flashed student

(Thanks to pharmaross)

LET ME TALK TO MY MANAGER, DUDE

Man Jailed for Attempting to Trade Weed for a Car

(Thanks to Kevin Smith)

DID FIRST CLASS HAVE TO PAY MORE?

Passengers are forced to chip in to pay for REPAIRS to their Boeing 787 before it takes off from Beijing to Poland

(Thanks to Allen at Division)

 
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