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November 16, 2018

WE SAY GIVE HER THE CHAIR, IF THEY HAVE THE CHAIR IN CANADA

The Supreme Court of Canada agreed Thursday to hear the case of a woman who was ticketed and arrested after she refused instructions to hold onto an escalator handrail.

(Thanks to pharmaross)

HE MEANT TO BUY CLOTHES

A man in China woke up with more than just a hangover Sunday after allegedly splashing out on a peacock, a giant salamander and a pig while drunk.

(Thanks to Jon Harris)

STILL MORE FLORIDAAAAAAAAAA

Large-necked man and Joker lookalike are upping the ‘Florida Man’ mugshot game

An elderly woman worried about the meth she was smoking. So she took it to her doctor, cops say

(Thanks to pharmaross, Steve K and Jane Linderman)

WE BET IT'S REGISTERED IN FLORIDA

A camel - an actual camel - joins stranded motorists on Pa. highway

(Thanks to Jay Brandes)

It's a Worldwide Epidemic: German police secure seven camels loitering in supermarket car park

(Thanks to Charles Steindel)

WHAT COULD POSSIBLY ETC?

Ford is testing self-driving cars in Miami for delivery of items like diapers and groceries

(Thanks to Fabian Marson)

AND ON BEHALF OF CARL HIAASEN, THIS BLOG AND MANY OTHERS IN THE HUMOR INDUSTRY, WE SAY: THANK YOU, FLORIDA

Federal judge calls Florida the 'laughing-stock of the world'

(Thanks to Michael Parry)

POLICE HAVE SOMETHING TO GO ON

Officials in an Alabama county have a financial mess to wipe up after the sheriff's department mistakenly ordered 24,000 extra rolls of toilet paper.

(Thanks to pharmaross, who says this creates a "big budget deficit to wipe out.")

IT SHOULD NOT BE IN CIVILIAN HANDS

McDonald's Worker Charged In Bacon Attack

(Thanks to elseabs, who says "Could have been worse, like a broccoli attack. Ew.") (Also thanks to Allen at Division)

Maybe We Should Ban Food Altogether: A Pittsburgh woman is facing several charges after allegedly throwing several cans of SpaghettiOs at a woman’s vehicle in Pittsburgh’s Terrace Village neighborhood.

(Thanks to DaninDallas and timbang)

TODAY'S TOP STORY

Shrine to Danny DeVito found behind college restroom's towel dispenser

(Thanks to pharmaross)

 
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