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November 09, 2018

EXTREME BEVERAGE SERVICE

Flight attendant breastfeeds passenger's baby

(Thanks to Steve K)

APPARENTLY THERE WERE NO AVAILABLE PUBLIC TOILETS

Woman celebrates her birthday with a lobster feast on the subway

(Thanks to Jeff Meyerson)

GUESS THE STATE

Family uses air boat to push pickup that ran out of gas

(Thanks to Bob Brogan)

AND THEY ALL HAVE VALID FLORIDA LICENSES

Thousands of spiders swarm at side of highway

(Thanks to Jon Harris)

MEANWHILE IN FLATHEAD COUNTY

A Kalispell woman called 911 because a man was messing all her stuff up. The dispatcher reported hearing back and forth screaming and then the man grabbed the phone and said, “I’m not here.” The woman than grabbed the phone and said, “We don’t need the authorities.”

(Thanks to Bob Brogan)

THE ANNOUNCEMENT YOU HAVE BEEN WAITING FOR

Toy Hall of Fame inducts Uno, Magic 8 Ball and pinball

(Thanks to Bob Brogan)

This blog agrees with adding Uno and of course the Magic 8 Ball. But we cannot agree that pinball is a "toy," and that it beat out Chutes and Ladders. This is why Americans are losing confidence in their fundamental institutions.

THE NEWS FROM BANGKOK

A three-metre python lurking in a toilet has bitten a Thai man on the penis, local media said on Friday.

(Thanks to pharmaross)

THEY NEED TO DO THIS WITH GOLF

Dutch Soccer Fans Hire Stripper To Run On Field And Distract Opponents

(Thanks to Andrew Mendez)

WHAT'S THAT SMELL?

Bug farts help create renewable energy in Central Jersey

(Thanks to pharmaross, who says "No need to travel to Uranus.")

 
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