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November 08, 2018

A PERFECT FIT

Man Who Writes Bigfoot Erotica Now a U.S. Congressman

In accordance with our strict policy, we a re not making fun of his name, or the name of his opponent.

(Thanks to Samuel Sprague) 

IT WAS RELEASED AFTER PRODUCING A VALID FLORIDA DRIVER’S LICENSE

17-Foot Python Captured in Everglades, Setting Record

(Thanks to pharmaross)

WE’RE SUING TO RAISE OUR HEIGHT

69-Year-Old Dutch Man Is Suing to Lower His Age by 20 Years

(Thanks to pharmaross, Nelson from Michigan, PirateBoy and Laurie Ann-Farr Cavanaugh Bobskill) 

THIS IS NOT THE FUTURE WE WERE PROMISED

Self-driving cars could function as moving brothels, academics predict

(Thanks to Michael Parry, who says he saw Moving Brothels open for the Sex Pistols)

THE MOTHER LODE

NASA has plans to probe Uranus in search of gas

(Thanks to Ralph)

Serious Question: Do we think scientists study Uranus more than other planets solely because they know their work will be featured by immature media such as this blog? Are the Neptune scientists jealous? 

 
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