TRICK OR TREAT
Burger King seems bound and determined to mess with your bowels.
(Thanks to pharmaross)
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October 21, 2018
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I passed on the black bun Whopper a few years ago and I think I'll pass on this one too.
Little known fact: Red Velvet Cake will turn your poo red. So, if you've eaten a piece or two of this cake, you are not bleeding internally. I had a couple of patients in the ER with this problem who thought they were dying.
Posted by: nursecindy | October 21, 2018 at 12:17 PM
And then, there's asparagus.
Posted by: Clankie | October 21, 2018 at 12:59 PM
I saw Bruise Colored Poo open for The Yardbirds.
Posted by: manual tomato | October 21, 2018 at 01:14 PM
NC, I've experienced the same after eating beets. Didn't go to the ER though......
Posted by: LeDud | October 21, 2018 at 02:52 PM
Bowel Mess opened for Apulanta.
By the way, apulanta means fertillizer.
Posted by: funny man | October 21, 2018 at 02:56 PM
Discover the Rainbowel.
Posted by: Loudmouth | October 21, 2018 at 04:28 PM
With my mix of meds, this could be interesting
Posted by: Not My Usual Alias | October 21, 2018 at 05:00 PM
Next year: Glow in the darl fries!
Posted by: Pogo | October 21, 2018 at 06:33 PM
Next year: Glow in the dark fries!
Posted by: Pogo | October 21, 2018 at 06:33 PM
When I feel the need to experience a colorful load of crap, I visit with my stock broker.
Posted by: Le Petomane | October 21, 2018 at 06:44 PM
Pogo--I believe glowing poop might also indicate a sunny personality. Either that or you have spent too much time in Chernobyl.
Posted by: Le Petomane | October 21, 2018 at 07:35 PM
Le Pet - or eating fireflies.
Posted by: Pogo | October 21, 2018 at 08:14 PM
About the person who was worried about having one of these before a date. Do all your dates involve sharing/revealing your stool to the person unfortunate enough to have agreed to go out with you? I have a hard time believing this is attractive to anyone.
Posted by: 655321 | October 21, 2018 at 09:56 PM
Since we are on the subject of unnaturally colored excrement, I had an unfortunate incident with a sea-dye marker while in the Air Force. It ended up all over me and apparently I ingested some of it. Bright yellow/green. I didn’t share this with anyone at the time.
I also had the displeasure of getting dosed heavily with flurizine dye. It turned me bright orange for a few days. Made my urine glow in the dark orange too. This I also did not share with anyone.
I have achieved full disclosure on this subject. You’re welcome.
Posted by: 655321 | October 21, 2018 at 10:03 PM
No need to worry.
"...the additives are within acceptable limits according to the Food and Drug Administration."
Posted by: Slim Chance | October 21, 2018 at 10:22 PM
If you say: "Do y'all wanna take a look at this before I flush?", you may be a redneck. With apologies to Jeff Foxworthy.
Posted by: Phil McAvity | October 22, 2018 at 01:09 AM
Giving Taco Bell a run (har!) for the undisputed title.
Posted by: wanderer2575 | October 22, 2018 at 09:48 AM
"Burger King seems bound and determined to mess with your bowels."
To anyone who has ever eaten at this fine establishment, no truer words have even been spoken...
Posted by: Evil Mr M | October 22, 2018 at 10:45 AM