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October 06, 2018


Thieves steal the mail and leave llama photos in its place.

(Thanks to Alert Reader Dave)


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Stealing mail and replacing it with llama pictures is a hanging offense in Texas.

Llasso Llost Llaminated Llamas

Hard to believe there aren't significant DNA traces on that evidence. I will continue to maintain a safe distance.

Amazed that this did not happen in Flathead County.

I guess the pictures were just the thieves' way of saying "Yo llama."

"Alpaca bunch of llama photos for this heist."

They used to ring doorbells then drop the photos on the porch and run away, back when they were the Rampant Llama Ding-Dongs.

The species photographed were the famous Fernando Llamas.

Are they sure that wasn't just campaign literature ?

In their defense, who doesn't love a good llama picture? I've found that an occasional shot from my 12 gauge towards the mailbox deters this sort of thing. Sometimes my mailman playfully shoots back at me. He's such a kidder.

* snork * @ Jim...

It was probably a message from the Dalai Llama, announcing the grand opening of a new llocal llamasery.

It could be worse. It could be goats who "et the meal" IYKWIM.....

Will this make the residents go "postal"? Or "UPS"?

No bills, just llamas.

Of course, llamas don't have bills.

It may be a tough case to crack. Llamas don't have fingerprints. (per Wikipedia); however, when confronted, they will often spit in self-defense, thereby providing a DNA sample (again, per Wikipedia).

The photos will probably lead to their arrest, but they just can't help leaving clues to taunt Batman.

The directors of the firm hired to continue the credits after the other people had been sacked, wish it to be known that they have just been sacked. The credits have been completed in an entirely different style at great expense and at the last minute. Executive Producer JOHN GOLDSTONE & "RALPH" The Wonder Llama Producer MARK FORSTATER Assisted By EARL J. LLAMA MIKE Q. LLAMA III SY LLAMA MERLE Z. LLAMA IX Directed By 40 SPECIALLY TRAINED ECUADORIAN MOUNTAIN LLAMAS 6 VENEZUELAN RED LLAMAS 142 MEXICAN WHOOPING LLAMAS 14 NORTH CHILEAN GUANACOS (CLOSELY RELATED TO THE LLAMA) REG LLAMA OF BRIXTON 76000 BATTERY LLAMAS FROM "LLAMA-FRESH" FARMS LTD. NEAR PARAGUAY and TERRY GILLIAM & TERRY JONES.

A llama once bit my sister.

Sound the a-llamas! Hide yo' mamas!

Alpakkas attack! Mail stolen, that's a fact!

Zip code may move the mail, but what (motivates) and moves the llamas? We may never No, but it's time, you know.

They simply want their fifteen minutes of fame; isn't that insane?'

-From the Dr.Seuss' book," Horton Kills a Llama"

Snorks @nursecindy and @Allen@Division

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