TERRORISM UPDATE

B-T blows up moose near Cache

(Thanks to John Donart, coscolo and B'game, who says "Fortunately, there are no whales in Wyoming.")

Comments

[Slim Chance]

Hollywood could employ this strategy with rotten producers and actors.

[funny man]

Many people had different reactions to this:

"YES!"--Boris Badenof

"You mean like

[funny man]

this ?--Macys Thanksgiving Parade cordinator

[funny man]

the link that failed:

https://www.pinterest.com/pin/185773553352180755/

[Not My Usual Alias]

Key quote:
... Jackson Hole News&Guide copy editor Mark Huffman happened to be in the Cache Creek area when the sickened moose went “boom.”

[Ralph]

If your federal job is to pack 100 pounds of explosives into the Gros Ventre Wilderness to blow up a stinking rotting moose, you deserve a reward of relaxing with some porn on a government computer afterwards.

[ChrisinVa]

Key quote: "“There’s nothing left,” Lash said. “It’s kind of a slick way to get rid of a carcass.”"

[Cheesewiz]

I wonder if this will make the police blotter of the Flathead County Beacon?

[Rudolph]

Did it bite someone's sister?

[655321]

So they were worried it would attract predators/scavengers. Said predators/scavengers are attracted by the aroma. The solution is to spread the rotting material around in a larger area in fine bits so it can rot faster and give off more aroma?

[Chuck]

“The idea behind using explosives is that the not-so-intact body would be scavenged....”

Is “not so intact”, the politically correct term for “blown to smithereens” ?

[Chuck]

Has anyone seen Bullwinkle lately ?

[K]

OK, so now the OTHER animals in the forest can feast on goodies like lethal carotid artery worms? A funeral pyre for Old Marty the Moose would have made more environmental sense.

Oh, and Lethal Carotid Worms opened for the Dead Kennedys. Killer show.

[Ade Ajayi]

Terrorism rocks almost everywhere these days, even Boko-haram and Fulani herdsmen's menace in Nigeria has become song all over the world, it well known everywhere.