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October 24, 2018
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- "judi" is Judi Smith, who is Dave's Research Department, as well as being interested in men.
- "Walter" is Walter, a bone from the penis of a walrus.
- "Dave" is Dave Barry, who is a humor columnist and presidential contender.
- "judi" is Judi Smith, who is Dave's Research Department, as well as being interested in men.
- "Walter" is Walter, a bone from the penis of a walrus.
The actual 911 call:
"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!"
Posted by: manual tomato | October 24, 2018 at 05:37 PM
Hmm . . . did this intruder identify as a man or woman, gender-wise? If his gender was female, she ought to have been more hospitable.
Posted by: Wesley | October 24, 2018 at 06:06 PM
Hmmmm. A little Colorado high???
Posted by: Loudmouth | October 25, 2018 at 09:16 AM
May I ask what show he was watching?
- A.C. Nielsen
Posted by: Stixnstonz | October 25, 2018 at 09:49 AM
Well, he could have said he was sorry but he obviously was in the WRONG timeline!
Posted by: Doctor Who | October 25, 2018 at 12:19 PM