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October 24, 2018


A woman said she feels uncomfortable and violated after a burglar broke into her apartment, used her shower, sat on her couch naked and watched pornography on her TV.

(Thanks to pharmaross)


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The actual 911 call:


Hmm . . . did this intruder identify as a man or woman, gender-wise? If his gender was female, she ought to have been more hospitable.

Hmmmm. A little Colorado high???

May I ask what show he was watching?

- A.C. Nielsen

Well, he could have said he was sorry but he obviously was in the WRONG timeline!

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