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The CDC has released guidelines for dressing up your pet chicken on Halloween
(Thanks to Ralph, Dave Roe and Jay Brandes)
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Breaded and in a bucket sounds good to me.
Posted by: Clankie | October 29, 2018 at 05:23 PM
Mine's going dressed as Col. Sanders. Or dressed by.
Posted by: wanderer2575 | October 29, 2018 at 06:10 PM
I like oyster dressing with mine.
Posted by: Pogo | October 29, 2018 at 07:09 PM
I wasn't planning on dressing mine. Do they have guidelines on chocking?
Posted by: PG_13 Wodehouse | October 29, 2018 at 07:14 PM
Choking, that is.
Posted by: PG-13 Wodehouse | October 29, 2018 at 07:15 PM
I'm dressing mine up as Popeye.
(3...2...1... Slight chuckle)
Posted by: Stixnstonz | October 30, 2018 at 07:51 AM
Chicken outfit?
Posted by: maryqos | October 30, 2018 at 08:42 AM
So, the CDC recommends not dressing up your cock of the walk?...
Posted by: Allen at Division | October 30, 2018 at 08:59 AM
This is a good example of the protections society would lose if Libertarians were in charge. Why, it would be like Somalia, where chicken are allowed to run around naked, or dressed as Nancy Pelosi.
Posted by: Peter Metrinko | October 30, 2018 at 10:20 AM
Wash the costumes after they’re worn. Wash them in a washing machine using hot water to get rid of any germs.
So would it be wrong to toss the chicken and the costume in the washer together....to save time?
Posted by: funny man | October 30, 2018 at 10:23 AM
The tiny-font caption for their picture says "Ready for dressing".
I'd like to see a chicken costume contest with the winning photo captioned "Winner, winner — chicken dinner".
Posted by: fractalist | October 30, 2018 at 01:25 PM