IT NEEDED A GETAWAY CAR
Sales manager James Merrins said: “I saw one of my guys running towards us shouting ‘cow, cow, cow’
(Thanks to Suzie Q Wacvet)
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October 19, 2018
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An appropriate time for Robin to say "Holy Cow Batman !"
Posted by: LeDud | October 19, 2018 at 03:54 PM
I experienced projectile vomit finding it's way up into my mouth.
Posted by: manual tomato | October 19, 2018 at 04:34 PM
He was probably looking for the bar that horse was in a couple of weeks ago...
Posted by: L8terg8r | October 19, 2018 at 04:53 PM
"Surprised by a cow" sounds like a euphemism. There is a very old joke where a farm boy is admonished by a parent not to use the vulgar word when the bull mounted, but to use the verb "surprised" instead. The next time it happened the boy ran in breathlessly to tell his mother, "The bull--"
"I know, dear," the mom said, "The bull 'surprised' Elsie."
"He sure did, Mom! He f*@%3! Bessie AGAIN!!"
Posted by: Allen at Division | October 19, 2018 at 05:09 PM
You always have to be cautious of the B.S. when visiting car dealerships.
Posted by: Rudolph | October 19, 2018 at 05:22 PM
Interesting fact:
Flight attendants use to yell "cow! cow! cow!".
They switched to "brace! brace! brace!" when they discovered it saved more lives.
Posted by: Burt Macklin, FBI | October 19, 2018 at 05:27 PM
My friend saw Escaped Cow Chaos open for Motley Crue in 1987.
Posted by: Jeff Meyerson | October 19, 2018 at 05:37 PM
Patrons of a nearby pub claimed the cow had been grazing on some marijuana plants before it went udderly crazy. The bartender told a reporter the steaks have never been so high.
Posted by: Le Petomane | October 19, 2018 at 06:05 PM
Jeff -
Was that the show when Tommy Lee proclaimed his forever love for Heather Locklear?
Posted by: Not My Usual Alias | October 19, 2018 at 06:05 PM
COW-ards!
Posted by: Loco | October 19, 2018 at 06:59 PM
That was also the show where Todd Rundgren performed, Hello It's Me, I'm not Heather Locklear.
Posted by: manual tomato | October 19, 2018 at 07:04 PM
A really good salesman could have sold that cow a car.
Posted by: Clankie | October 19, 2018 at 08:06 PM
"Get along, get hip, little dogies
Get along, better be on your way,
Get along, get hip, little dogies,
And he trucked them on down the old fairway...
Singin' his cow-cow boogie in the strangest way:
Comma ti yi yi yeah,
Comma ti yippity yi yeah!"
Posted by: K | October 19, 2018 at 09:18 PM
5* SNORK @ Clankie from a guy whose dad owned a car dealership.
Posted by: Le Petomane | October 19, 2018 at 09:38 PM
Wrong dealership – Mazda doesn't sell anything suitable for cows. Perhaps a Ford Lariat?
Posted by: Ralph | October 20, 2018 at 12:35 AM
Y'all're milking this story for everything you've got.
Ditto ^5 to Clankie. Agreed: salesmen know how to rope 'em in.
Don't forget: you know it's time for service when the old gal is about a Quart LOW.
Posted by: MOTW | October 20, 2018 at 09:05 AM
Talk about a moo-ving violation.
Posted by: Will | October 20, 2018 at 02:11 PM
“But when the automatic doors shut behind it, it began to panic, and that’s when we all ran for it into the offices because there was no way of stopping it.
This is also useful for trapping a customer, and not letting them out until they've signed on the dotted line.
(What?)
Posted by: funny man | October 20, 2018 at 05:27 PM