SQUIRRELS IN THE NEWS
Face-eating squirrels ravage jack-o-lanterns
(Thanks to Vernon B.)
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October 28, 2018
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Mix a tablespoon of cayenne pepper with unflavored gelatin, using half the recommended measure of water.
Use a paintbrush to apply two coats of the mixture to the pumpkin, allowing each coat to dry thoroughly.
Posted by: MOTW | October 28, 2018 at 01:52 PM
THE HORROR!
Posted by: funny man | October 28, 2018 at 03:09 PM
Now that lantern isn't worth jack.
Although it could be promoted as some sorta 'poorformance art'.
Posted by: fractalist | October 28, 2018 at 03:12 PM
The squirrel(s) will sell videos of the performance, or
may come and recreate it with your "donation" of a pumpkin.
Posted by: funny man | October 28, 2018 at 04:47 PM
Additional 'stuff of nightmares' discovered nearby where one barking doubled-over in overwhelming pain face-eating squirrel stored his nuts.
Posted by: manual tomato | October 28, 2018 at 09:20 PM
Face-eating Squirrels toured with Smashmouth
Posted by: Bill Hudgins | October 29, 2018 at 07:17 AM
@Bill: And the Smashing Pumpkins.
Posted by: ChrisinVa | October 29, 2018 at 08:25 AM