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Why didn't the genius burn down his own home instead of his parents'?
Posted by: Jeff Meyerson | October 25, 2018 at 11:30 AM
Jeff, his house didn't have black widow spiders. I bet they don't ask him to house sit again.
Posted by: nursecindy | October 25, 2018 at 12:12 PM
Old news?
Posted by: Walter Cronkite (NOT) | October 25, 2018 at 12:27 PM
*imagining the phone call to parents...well there's good news and bad news....*
Posted by: maryqos | October 25, 2018 at 12:42 PM
Ridiculous. Everyone knows you get rid of spiders with hand grenades.
Posted by: Clankie | October 25, 2018 at 01:05 PM
He must not be a regular blog reader.
Posted by: Rudolph | October 25, 2018 at 01:47 PM
Next career move: disposing of dead whales.
Posted by: fractalist | October 25, 2018 at 03:02 PM
- Clankie - I thought it was flamethrower for wasps and thermite for spiders.
Posted by: ImNotDave | October 25, 2018 at 04:11 PM
What ever happened to good old hairspray and a match?
Posted by: Loudmouth | October 26, 2018 at 08:54 AM