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October 10, 2018


Fugitive Taunts Cops on Facebook Before Being Arrested

(Thanks to Chris Elzi)


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"You'll never take me alive, copper."


For all you Little Leaguers out there...
Taunt the police from the local public library computer terminals where the IP address may rat you out, but the librarians will go to jail before letting anyone from law enforcement see the logs of who was doing what where.

He looks reasonable.

"I shall taunt you a second ti-- .. 'scuse me while I get the door. ..
What the --? How did y'all know it was me?"

Our criminals are the embarrassment of the whole international criminal world. Maybe we should train them better. You know, criminal voc school. Make them graduate before becoming proper criminals.

"Where's my makeup? Makeup man!"

Imaginary (wished for) comments from the mind of the alleged 'perp".

"You don't spit in the wind, or hug Superman's cape... or taunt the cops..."

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