AND THE SUNSHINE STATE COULD NOT BE MORE PROUD
Florida mayor accused of soliciting sex in exchange for speed bumps
(Thanks to funny man, who says he has your bumps right here) (Also thanks to pharmaross)
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Speed bumps, speed humps. Easy confusion.
Posted by: markhh | October 29, 2018 at 05:04 PM
Send this Mayor to Washington.
Posted by: Jeff Meyerson | October 29, 2018 at 06:04 PM
Pothole repair, maybe. But speed bumps...? Forget it !
Posted by: Clankie | October 29, 2018 at 07:56 PM
The “Sleeping Policeman” road features are labeled “Speed Humps” in Anchorage. This article connects some dots for me.
Posted by: 655321 | October 29, 2018 at 08:50 PM
With material like this Dave and Carl Hiaasen are gonna live forever!
Posted by: nursecindy | October 29, 2018 at 11:27 PM
LOL Geez..
Posted by: Theresa | October 30, 2018 at 07:44 AM
From the "Classic Punchline Archives":
"68, because at 69, you have to turn around."
Posted by: Stixnstonz | October 30, 2018 at 07:45 AM
Was the exchange to install or remove the speed bumps? Because I don't know why anyone would ever want to have speed bumps installed.
Posted by: ChrisinVa | October 30, 2018 at 08:15 AM
Speed bumps leave everyone in a lurch.
Posted by: Thy Name Be Terror Moose | October 30, 2018 at 08:40 AM
The reporters again...failed!
They should have told us:
How many humps for the bumps?
Was it pro quid boogie, or just simple transaction?
Were professionals (or prophylactics) involved?
Posted by: funny man | October 30, 2018 at 10:28 AM
Would these alleged bumps be installed on a Wednesday?
Posted by: fractalist | October 30, 2018 at 01:27 PM