AN ANXIOUS NATION HEAVES A SIGH OF RELIEF
Missouri police recover stolen inflatable colon
(Thanks to Ralph, Greg Snow and Roberto)
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October 30, 2018
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Shoddy reporting. It's clear from the photo that the article in question is a semi-colon.
Posted by: PG-13 Wodehouse | October 30, 2018 at 10:00 AM
Presumably the colon is also feeling relief.
Posted by: Michael | October 30, 2018 at 10:52 AM
Infalatible Colon WBAGNFARB. Or a new medical procedure, right?
Posted by: funny man | October 30, 2018 at 10:54 AM
So now the group is going to have three of them?
Isn't that a bit overblown?
Posted by: Not My Usual Alias | October 30, 2018 at 12:08 PM
I bet that was one irritated colon.
Posted by: Rudolph | October 30, 2018 at 12:47 PM
I had a gut feeling they'd find it.
Posted by: Clankie | October 30, 2018 at 01:04 PM
Paging Wilbert Harrison.
*snork* at Clankie. Your comment is golden.
Posted by: manual tomato | October 30, 2018 at 02:32 PM
No suspects. Nope. None at all.
Posted by: N. N. | October 30, 2018 at 02:49 PM
You could use the Hubble for that colonoscopy.
Posted by: Loudmouth | October 30, 2018 at 04:09 PM
The prime suspect is Bartolo Colón.
Posted by: Burt Macklin, FBI | October 30, 2018 at 05:43 PM
Semi-boof.
Posted by: Loudmouth | October 30, 2018 at 08:28 PM
Shouldn't this be printed in a digest?
Posted by: PirateBoy | October 30, 2018 at 10:25 PM
We can all relax our sphincters now...
Posted by: K | October 31, 2018 at 11:42 AM