YOU'RE GONNA NEED A BIGGER MOUSE

Eight Argentinian police officers have been dismissed after claiming that more than half a ton of marijuana which disappeared from a police warehouse had been eaten by mice.

(Thanks to Brian Duval)

Comments

[Jeff Meyerson]

I saw Mice With the Munchies open for Cheech & Chong.

[Loudmouth]

What tipped them off? None of the local, hardworking mice have ever been seen high or hung with bling and spinners on their Tonkas.

[wanderer2575]

BOLO for an expense report for 87 bags of Doritos.

[Big Mike]

But if we find a field full of mice going “Duuuuude,” then maybe the police officers were right

[funny man]

Overhead: "I don't know about you, Pixie, but I'm so high I wouldn't even care if Jinks ate me!"

[Pirateboy]

"Dude! That's my paw!"

[nursecindy]

Coming soon to a theater near you! Up In Smoke Part II.

[fractalist]

“Buenos Aires University experts have explained that mice wouldn’t mistake the drug for food, and that if a large group of mice had eaten it, a lot of corpses would have been found in the warehouse,” said a spokesperson for the judge.

BOLO for a huge number of whacked-out cats.
Unfortunately, it may be impossible to tell the difference.

[chet]

the mice then went next door to the frito-lay warehouse and ate 2,000 bags of cheetos.