WHAT DO YOU MEAN, OFFICER?
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September 21, 2018
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- "Dave" is Dave Barry, who is a humor columnist and presidential contender.
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FLORIDAAAAA!!!
Posted by: Allen at Division | September 21, 2018 at 02:56 PM
"Hi ossifer...wanna beer?"
Posted by: Le Petomane | September 21, 2018 at 03:14 PM
Florida Man will also represent himself as his own attorney before the judge.
Posted by: Slim Chance | September 21, 2018 at 03:17 PM
When everyone in Florida ends up in prison, what then ?
Posted by: Clankie | September 21, 2018 at 03:23 PM
The beer drove him to it. At least thats what we think he slurred.--Notes in the report
Posted by: funny man | September 21, 2018 at 05:34 PM
The huge fine for a DWI and the mandatory prison term for leading police on a high speed chase are make-believe.
Posted by: manual tomato | September 21, 2018 at 06:00 PM
"OK, Sir, please put the cans on the ground, and stagger away from the vehicle." Yikes!
Posted by: K | September 21, 2018 at 06:49 PM
My buddy Bud was driving. S'all guuuud.
Posted by: Loudmouth | September 22, 2018 at 10:51 AM
What SHOCKED me was: this WASN'T Florida Man!
Posted by: funny man | September 22, 2018 at 01:28 PM
When I heard he was just trying to keep his "Buzz", I cried.
Posted by: LeDud | September 25, 2018 at 12:05 PM