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September 01, 2018


A moo-ving proposal.


(Thanks to Ralph K. and funny man)


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How do we know the cow wasn't the woo-er?

(And btw Judi I sent this in also....)

It's a good thing he didn't put his proposal on the side of a horse. Otherwise the answer may have been "neigh".

Submit your "heifer" jokes here.

Bartender: "We don't get many proposing cows here!"
Man: "You're just a meat market with high prices!"
Groucho: "That was udderly despicable!"

Less technique, more cowbell.

__From the Secrets of the Cow Maiden Handbook


The groom has eyes like Cujo....

She said yes.

They celebrated over steaks.

"Don't have a cow, man!"

---Bart Simpson

The couple will be milking this for all they can get.

Nothing's better than an outdoor wedding followed by a Barbecue.

Thankfully the cow didn’t wander off to the wrong pasture

When you lose your job at Chick-Fil-A

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