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No illustrated instructions? I'm disappointed (I think).
Posted by: wanderer2575 | September 21, 2018 at 02:55 PM
Sometimes self discovery s not a clean process
Posted by: Not My Usual Alias | September 21, 2018 at 03:07 PM
A canine de-coder? It's already been done
Posted by: Stixnstonz | September 21, 2018 at 03:08 PM
Oh nursecindy..... Your medical opinion please.
What could possibly go wrong with this brilliant invention?!?!
Posted by: Slim Chance | September 21, 2018 at 03:11 PM
Insert Uranus jokes anytime.....
Posted by: Le Petomane | September 21, 2018 at 03:11 PM
I once worked with Dr. Horiuchi. He was working on the Self-Colonoscopy" while I worked on a "Rectal Transmogrifier".
After a heated debate, I told him where he could stick his invention, and he said I was making an ass of myself.
Posted by: Stixnstonz | September 21, 2018 at 03:16 PM
Slim Chance, the worst that could happen is you'd have to come see me in the ER.
Posted by: nursecindy | September 21, 2018 at 03:56 PM
Only in Japan.
Posted by: Jeff Meyerson | September 21, 2018 at 04:06 PM
I did get a colonoscopy last year and I got the printed report, with photos.
So I sent a few of the pics to my friends and family, as a postcard, with the phrase:
"Wish You Were Here"
Nobody appreciated my hilarious joke.
Posted by: Qaz | September 21, 2018 at 04:14 PM
Great, now we're going to start seeing a bunch of colon selfies on Facebook.
Posted by: Rudolph | September 21, 2018 at 04:20 PM
Duz being an "IG"-noramus qualify you for an "Ig"-Nobel prize?
becuz there's a whole lotta poeple in government that might qualify....
Posted by: funny man | September 21, 2018 at 05:31 PM
The first time I got a colonoscopy I asked the doctor to certify on one of the pictures that he did not find my head during the procedure.
When I explained it was to be a framed gift for my ex, he gladly agreed.
Posted by: Le Petomane | September 21, 2018 at 05:55 PM
This should have been included in the "ANALS of Improbable Research," but I know I'm just being cheeky.
Posted by: K | September 21, 2018 at 06:46 PM
Panoramic? Sit and rotate.
Posted by: Loudmouth | September 22, 2018 at 10:50 AM
KEY QUOTE:"I thought I was an eccentric. But I now know there are many people like me in Japan."
Be afraid, America, be very afriad. Or enetertained. Yopur choice.
Posted by: funny man | September 22, 2018 at 01:33 PM
Colonoscopy selfie videos on YouTube.
Speeded up 20x, with "Yakety Sax" playing in the background.
Posted by: fractalist | September 22, 2018 at 01:37 PM
That Japanese guy can take his do-it-yourself colonoscopy and shove it up his . . .
Posted by: Iowa Jim | September 27, 2018 at 08:45 PM
Did anybody else have a Chipotle ad pop up? The original do it yourself colostomy.
Posted by: baronofgraymatter | September 28, 2018 at 05:01 AM