SHAVING IS ONE THING
But flinging gobs of gunk onto the floor is quite another.*
(Thanks to Andrew Halpryn)
(*Quite Another WBAGNFARB, actually)
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September 17, 2018
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Great big gobs of greasy, grimy, gopher guts
Posted by: Groundskeeper Carl | September 17, 2018 at 01:02 PM
It's not like he was shaving his . . . Never mind.
Posted by: ImNotDave | September 17, 2018 at 01:25 PM
♫ I'm never gonna shave again
Guilty feet have got no balance
Though it's easy to pretend
I know you're not a fool.
Should've known better than to gross the crowd
And waste the chance that I've been given
So I'm never gonna shave again
The way I shaved with you.
Posted by: wanderer2575 | September 17, 2018 at 01:33 PM
He should have announced it was performance art.
Posted by: fractalist | September 17, 2018 at 01:57 PM
Bravo wanderer2575!
Posted by: nursecindy | September 17, 2018 at 02:29 PM
Nice one, wanderer.
Wait, New Jersey Transit has rules? Who knew?
Posted by: Jeff Meyerson | September 17, 2018 at 02:52 PM
"One day I was riding the subway,
the passengers fell into a snit,
A due was removing his face fuzz,
and the floor was all covered in
SHAVING CREAM, be nice and clean...
Posted by: K | September 17, 2018 at 02:55 PM
Rats! the word was "dude"!
Damn you, Typepad, DAMN you!
Posted by: K | September 17, 2018 at 02:56 PM
No lady likes
To snuggle
Or dine
Accompanied by
A porcupine
BURMA SHAVE
Posted by: Le Petomane | September 17, 2018 at 03:30 PM
Wait...he ordered a beer? That have beer on the train? And people bring it to you?
Posted by: Vaporsmith | September 17, 2018 at 04:06 PM
This guy should get together with the lady who shaves her legs at the pool.
Posted by: Rudolph | September 17, 2018 at 04:30 PM
Nicely done, K and Le Pet!
Posted by: wanderer2575 | September 17, 2018 at 04:38 PM
I woould like Le Pet to know that I have a real Burma Shave mug, brush, and cake of shaving soap.
Posted by: Pogo | September 17, 2018 at 04:45 PM
Late update:
The man filmed while shaving on a train was mocked online. Then critics learned he was homeless.
Posted by: wiredog | September 19, 2018 at 08:45 AM