OPERATOR? GET ME A REALTOR, STAT.
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Whatever happened to nonor among snakes (Or theives)?
Wait, there NEVER was honor among....
Posted by: funny man | September 14, 2018 at 11:31 AM
Ummmm.... I really don't think those two snakes were "fighting."
Posted by: Le Petomane | September 14, 2018 at 01:33 PM
Forget the realtor. Get me a can of gas and some matches, STAT.
Posted by: nursecindy | September 14, 2018 at 03:38 PM
Um, 5.7 foot snakes are considered "small" there?
Just what kind of Darwinian hell IS Australia, anyway?
Posted by: K | September 14, 2018 at 04:13 PM
Get a room....wait, they were in a room.
Posted by: LeDud | September 14, 2018 at 04:48 PM
Ecologists recommend putting them back in the attic.
Posted by: Ralph | September 14, 2018 at 10:17 PM
They were in a room
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