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September 04, 2018


Alligator visiting.

(Thanks to elseabs)


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Maybe he's considering sending the kids there next year.

He's just looking for the pole dancer.

Taco Tuesday just got a new ingredient.

No pole dancers are allowed at schools. No alligators are allowed at schools.
We may as well just shred the Constitution.

PETA just filed a class-action lawsuit for denying the alligator an education.

--pesky announcer in my head again!

To paraphrase a Peter Sellers question

“Does your alligator bite?”

Maybe it's just "Lyle, Lyle Crocodile" looking for the library?

Lacoste probably sent the croc as an ambassador.

The alligator was sent there by the Cape Coral cops to "Take a bite out of crime."
The guard pig thing just didn't work out.

It's gym class and the alligator is being used as a jump rope.

"He followed her to school one day,
It was against the rules."

It also resulted in the first lock-down-for-mass-underwear- change in the school's history.

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