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September 18, 2018

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FBI SEIZES OVER 3,000 PENISES DURING RAID AT MORGUE EMPLOYEE’S HOME

(Thanks to DaninDallas)

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Was it a Walter reunion?

I'm committing myself now for wanting to party with this dude.

That one's fake, Judi: https://www.snopes.com/fact-check/fbi-seizes-3000-penises-raid-morgue-employees-home/

Maybe he was working for minimum wage plus tips.

Hoping to someday get ahead.

Oh. It is a fake story . . . Wasted tasteless jokes

He was "saving" them for the coming Great Penis Shortage, as his Ouija board had predicted.

WHAT?

No, he was just nuts, dicks, and crazy too!

That's quite a bag of d!cks...and, so is he.

♪ Sometimes you feel like a nut,
but you're just a big dickhead!♪

(apologies to the candy bar and jingle's composer)

So " penises " is the plural ? What's the plural of Uranus ?

Fake ? I'm shattered.....

3,000 Penises opened for a big concert headlined by 10,000 Maniacs and .38 Special.

Is that a mortuary license in your pocket, or are you just...

In Latin, pēnis is a third declension noun ending in -is. Its nominative plural is pēnēs. In English, penis is a noun ending with an s, so its plural is formed by adding -es: Penises. It may also retain the Latin form in the plural: Penes.

In the case of more than one Uranus,consult your Asstronomer promptly.

I thought interns were the only government employees who seize penises.

Truly sorry that I sent in a fake story! I got duped.
DaninDallas

Did any look like Toad from Mario Kart?

This article caused me to remember an old hospital joke:

Doctor---Does your penis burn after intercourse?
Patent---I don't know. I've never tried lighting it.

The word "spine" is, of course, an anagram of "penis". This is true in
almost fifty percent of the languages of the Galaxy, and many people
have attempted to explain why. Usually these explanations get bogged
down in silly puns about "standing erect".
-- Douglas Adams, "The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy"

The guy is in custody, and the penises are now in FBI hands.

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