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FBI SEIZES OVER 3,000 PENISES DURING RAID AT MORGUE EMPLOYEE’S HOME
(Thanks to DaninDallas)
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September 18, 2018
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Was it a Walter reunion?
Posted by: ImNotDave | September 18, 2018 at 08:59 AM
I'm committing myself now for wanting to party with this dude.
Posted by: Jenstar | September 18, 2018 at 09:24 AM
That one's fake, Judi: https://www.snopes.com/fact-check/fbi-seizes-3000-penises-raid-morgue-employees-home/
Posted by: debbywitt | September 18, 2018 at 09:36 AM
Maybe he was working for minimum wage plus tips.
Hoping to someday get ahead.
Oh. It is a fake story . . . Wasted tasteless jokes
Posted by: David H | September 18, 2018 at 10:22 AM
He was "saving" them for the coming Great Penis Shortage, as his Ouija board had predicted.
WHAT?
No, he was just nuts, dicks, and crazy too!
Posted by: funny man | September 18, 2018 at 10:25 AM
That's quite a bag of d!cks...and, so is he.
Posted by: K | September 18, 2018 at 10:34 AM
♪ Sometimes you feel like a nut,
but you're just a big dickhead!♪
(apologies to the candy bar and jingle's composer)
Posted by: funny man | September 18, 2018 at 11:10 AM
So " penises " is the plural ? What's the plural of Uranus ?
Posted by: Clankie | September 18, 2018 at 11:11 AM
Fake ? I'm shattered.....
Posted by: LeDud | September 18, 2018 at 11:47 AM
3,000 Penises opened for a big concert headlined by 10,000 Maniacs and .38 Special.
Posted by: OldPhil | September 18, 2018 at 12:05 PM
Is that a mortuary license in your pocket, or are you just...
Posted by: wanderer2575 | September 18, 2018 at 12:18 PM
In Latin, pēnis is a third declension noun ending in -is. Its nominative plural is pēnēs. In English, penis is a noun ending with an s, so its plural is formed by adding -es: Penises. It may also retain the Latin form in the plural: Penes.
In the case of more than one Uranus,consult your Asstronomer promptly.
Posted by: David H | September 18, 2018 at 12:28 PM
I thought interns were the only government employees who seize penises.
Posted by: Rudolph | September 18, 2018 at 03:02 PM
Truly sorry that I sent in a fake story! I got duped.
DaninDallas
Posted by: Dan | September 18, 2018 at 03:45 PM
Did any look like Toad from Mario Kart?
Posted by: Stormy | September 18, 2018 at 03:45 PM
This article caused me to remember an old hospital joke:
Doctor---Does your penis burn after intercourse?
Patent---I don't know. I've never tried lighting it.
Posted by: Le Petomane | September 18, 2018 at 06:42 PM
The word "spine" is, of course, an anagram of "penis". This is true in
almost fifty percent of the languages of the Galaxy, and many people
have attempted to explain why. Usually these explanations get bogged
down in silly puns about "standing erect".
-- Douglas Adams, "The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy"
Posted by: Pogo | September 18, 2018 at 08:20 PM
The guy is in custody, and the penises are now in FBI hands.
Posted by: RegularGuy55 | September 19, 2018 at 01:32 AM