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September 02, 2018

JAPAN

Resistance is futile?

(Thanks to Mark Schlesinger and Michael Kelly)

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"Can I get an extra pillow?"

"I'm sorry Dave, I'm afraid can't do that."

Stay out of Japan!

Here are my first thoughts:

(1)-I wouldn't want to meet the bar bouncer.

(2)-Don't even think of what would happen if your credit card is declined on checkout.

All your base are belong to us.

The dinosaurs are joining the police next so they can take a bite out of crime

This adds a whole new meaning to 'getting chewed out for trashing your room'.

This leads us to the burning etiquette question of the day: how much do you tip a bellraptor for handling your bags?

Looks like it's right out of Chuck E. Cheesasauraus' pizza place. Is this where brawl nights started?

They're moving in hotels. They do move in hotels.
- Dr. Alan Grant

Those dinosaurs look like they are there to serve man.

So true Le Petomane. They probably serve man on a lettuce leaf with a nice dipping sauce on the side.

And this takes the place of cute girls in French maid outfits...?!!

-Clankie-
Would you prefer velociraptors in French maid outfits?

Seven of Nine is welcome to make up my room anytime.

I'd prefer transformer bell hops.

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