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Hey, it's a part of their hurricane preparation checklist
Posted by: Not My Usual Alias | September 12, 2018 at 04:33 PM
They should also charge the woman for lying about her age because there is no way on God's green earth that she is only 47 years old.
Posted by: nursecindy | September 12, 2018 at 04:53 PM
If there was ever a case for a case of eye bleach....
Posted by: Le Petomane | September 12, 2018 at 06:00 PM
They really do look as if they were made for each other.
Posted by: PirateBoy | September 12, 2018 at 06:57 PM
Cindy, I agree, at the very least that is a HARD 48.
I'm going to go out on a limb here and guess alcohol might have been involved.
Posted by: Jeff Meyerson | September 12, 2018 at 07:16 PM
Since birth, Jeff...
Posted by: fractalist | September 12, 2018 at 09:11 PM
These two are the king and queen of Margaritaville.
Posted by: Marc | September 12, 2018 at 11:05 PM
I guess that the included map is for tourists or souvenir hunters.
Posted by: ImNotDave | September 13, 2018 at 06:31 AM
Both have been "rode hard and put up wet", as the saying goes.
Posted by: Allen at Division | September 13, 2018 at 08:43 AM
"...14 combined arrests between them this year, mostly for open container and trespassing."
I must say, I've never heard it called by that euphemism before.
Posted by: AmoebaStampede | September 13, 2018 at 09:03 AM
So glad they included a map that pinpointed the exact location of the encounter, so that the general public can avoid walking on that particular portion of sidewalk.
Posted by: K | September 13, 2018 at 09:59 AM
For stories like this, Google Earth should start making pins with a biohazard symbol on them.
Posted by: David H | September 13, 2018 at 10:33 AM
Lewd, Lascivious and Icky sounds like a Florida law firm.
Posted by: Steve (The 24 Guy) | September 13, 2018 at 11:22 AM
It is kind of nice to see 2 people nuts about each other. Or just nuts.
Posted by: LeDud | September 13, 2018 at 01:07 PM
Lou Lascivious was Sid Vicious'borther - right?
Posted by: markhh | September 13, 2018 at 01:31 PM
So, if they'd done their thing on a cloudy day, it would have been okay?
Posted by: N. N. | September 13, 2018 at 03:23 PM
Those two would be banned in Texas because they would stampede livestock.
Posted by: Le Petomane | September 13, 2018 at 05:37 PM
Also nice to see them expanding their rap sheets with new misdemeanors, instead of the same old same.
[This is sarcasm and not what I actually believe.]
Posted by: funny man | September 13, 2018 at 07:45 PM