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September 24, 2018

DAD OF THE YEAR

A man managed to get himself jailed for 16 weeks and miss the birth of his child, after lying to his pregnant girlfriend that he had been kidnapped, just so he could get drunk with his buddies.

(Thanks to Allen at Division)

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He does not deserve to get Soap on a Rope for Father's Day for a few years unless he straightens up

If I could save time in a bottle
The first thing that I'd like to do
Is to save every day
'Til eternity passes away
Just to spend them with booze

Why is this woman still with the loser? I bet if it was in the U.S. he would have done zero jail time. I hope they make him work to pay back the money he wasted.

I'll anticipate nursecindy's comment here: Moron.

Here's hoping the baby lucked out and inherited some intelligent throwback genes, rather than sampled from the shallow end of the gene pool where his Mum and Dad swim.

Didn't Normie use this excuse in a CHEERS episode ?

Don't worry: In jail he plans to fake his own stabbing so he can go to the Infirmary and get some medical supplies, drugs, etc.

Despite being so furious she could strangle him, Zoe eventually forgave her prankster partner, as she is convinced he really loves her.

Speechless. There are no words.

Plural, Jeff, plural.

Or in other words, it was a successful plan all round.

Why are the good ones always taken?

In the next episode of the Lee and Zoe show, we find Lee has run away with a circus midget flame eater and Zoe is hot on his trail with some hot dogs and beer she stole from a gas station.

♫ Here's a little ditty about Leigh and Zoe
Two Brits, neither smarter than a can
Leigh faked his kidnapping to go out drinking beers
Zoe loved him, blind as anyone can,
and gave her money to rescue the man...

Oh oh...Life can be a scam...
After all the living is done, you're busted and in the can...♫

With apologies to John Cougar Mellencamp

So worth it.

* holds up a lighter * That was beautiful, funny man.

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