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We did not ever need to know that there is such a thing as a "stretch spider."
(Thanks a big freaking bunch to Theobiwan)
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Toss a burning object on it and yell “Opa!”
What could go wrong?
Posted by: Not My Usual Alias | September 20, 2018 at 05:46 PM
Things like this happens when Spiderman gets to drinking too much ouzo.
Posted by: Le Petomane | September 20, 2018 at 06:03 PM
Psst Judi. I know where Theobiwan lives.
Posted by: nursecindy | September 20, 2018 at 06:29 PM
it is a promotion for the anti-Spiderman movie, Venon, right?
Web or no web, I say we burn it...(the movie and the spider...)
Posted by: funny man | September 20, 2018 at 07:25 PM
In addition to stretch spiders, there are also Sans-A-Belt spiders, whose webs come equipped with sewn-in elastic for a more "business casual" insect death trap, as well as Levi's Relaxed Fit spiders, whose looser webs give off that chill, weekend vibe...
Posted by: K | September 20, 2018 at 08:54 PM
5*Snork@ K
Posted by: Le Petomane | September 20, 2018 at 09:54 PM
K's Sans-A-Belt spiders are often found near Naugas, the hide of which is highly valued by upholsterers.
Posted by: Allen at Division | September 21, 2018 at 08:31 AM
"starving spiders" is a phrase you don't like hearing.....
Posted by: LeDud | September 21, 2018 at 11:03 AM
Allen @ D--Isn't Naugas near the Kingdom of Nutria?
Posted by: K | September 21, 2018 at 12:54 PM
@K--The Nutrias are useful in the manufacture of waterproofing products and mole repellents. The Naugas, on the other hand, not only have a valuable hide, but they taste like chicken which gives them a large and varied market.
At least this is what the voices told me.
Posted by: Le Petomane | September 21, 2018 at 08:01 PM
Sounds like a job for Elon Musk's "Not-a-Flamethrower".
Posted by: DM | October 02, 2018 at 10:34 AM