ARRRRRGH
The story merit's comment but the her's is heinou's.
(Thanks to Mark Schlesinger)
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September 19, 2018
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"... the same pond where Cochran's five-year-old grandson shot a gator in 2009..."
Most likely while on night watch duty.
Don't mess with Texas, y'all...
Posted by: Stixnstonz | September 19, 2018 at 01:46 PM
Keep off her lawn!
Posted by: Jeff Meyerson | September 19, 2018 at 02:17 PM
This grandma will not be run over by a reindeer (or any other animal for that matter).
Posted by: Slim Chance | September 19, 2018 at 02:21 PM
Crossed off of my " Places I'd Like To Live " list.
Posted by: Clankie | September 19, 2018 at 02:45 PM
After she shot the animal it was immediately taken to a taxidermist, she said.
I'd be curious to know what it'll be turned into.
Sofa? Playground equipment?
Posted by: fractalist | September 19, 2018 at 02:51 PM
Matching boots for all her kin, fractalist.
Posted by: MOTW | September 19, 2018 at 03:08 PM
MOTW, don't forget the matching purses!
Posted by: nursecindy | September 19, 2018 at 04:28 PM
In Texas, sometimes horse thieves and munchers aren't sentenced to hang.
Posted by: Le Petomane | September 19, 2018 at 05:41 PM
Just be glad the gators don't know how to swim....oh, wait...they do! Yikes!
Posted by: funny man | September 19, 2018 at 07:13 PM
There was a baited hook on her property, and on Monday, she received a call: A gator was on the hook.
Wait! does that mean she was a "hooker"?
Posted by: funny man | September 19, 2018 at 07:21 PM
I shall neither walk on her lawn nor swim in her swamp.
Posted by: padraig | September 20, 2018 at 09:02 AM