AND WE ARE SURE THE STORM WILL OBLIGE
Florida man ventures out to face off with the storm.
(Thanks to Emily, Leslie, and w)
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September 15, 2018
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I'm sure nursecindy will have a pithy comment...assuming her power stays on (which, so far, it has).
Let me anticipate: Moron.
Or, as George Thorogood would say:
Get a haircut and get a real job.
Posted by: Jeff Meyerson | September 15, 2018 at 04:07 PM
All well and good... until the wind rips off your underpants.
Posted by: Clankie | September 15, 2018 at 04:11 PM
I've heard that 85mph sand can act as an abrasive.
Posted by: fractalist | September 15, 2018 at 04:14 PM
If Hurricane Florence blows Florida Man up here I'm going to let him have it. He's almost as smart as the woman that said she wasn't going to evacuate because she didn't want to be late for her shift at Family Dollar on Monday! She was also in Myrtle Beach and her baby is due in two weeks. They finally did get her to a shelter.
Posted by: nursecindy | September 15, 2018 at 04:51 PM
The reporters were keen to point out that Florida Man was shirtless, but no one mentioned that he was also brainless.
I can't wait for next summer when we can all meet at Myrtle Cove (formally known as Myrtle Beach).
Sorry if it's too early for Hurricane humor.
Posted by: ImNotDave | September 15, 2018 at 06:47 PM
"You call this a storm?!" Lt. Dan.
Posted by: MOTW | September 16, 2018 at 09:01 AM
Bless you, Florida Man. While others flee in the face of certain death, you in your Hanes tagless briefs, wielding nothing but Old Glory, challenge Mother Nature herself to a shouting match to the death. We'll use the leftover GoFundMe money to plant a small fern in your honor. [sniff]
Posted by: Stixnstonz | September 16, 2018 at 09:38 AM
Goof vs. Nature
Posted by: K | September 16, 2018 at 09:42 AM
In case of death, does a "GoFundMe" become a "GoBury Me"?
Posted by: fiunny man | September 16, 2018 at 02:26 PM
WTF is in the water in FL?
Posted by: Nancy` Gill | September 16, 2018 at 02:34 PM
Grew lean as he assailed the seasons
Posted by: Not My Usual Alias | September 16, 2018 at 03:18 PM
Does he do blizzards, too?
Posted by: C. Robbin | September 16, 2018 at 10:10 PM
The danger has already been detailed by the eminent scholar, Professor Ronald White, to wit: "It is not that the wind *is* blowin'...it's *what* the wind is blowin'."
IronMouth
Posted by: Rich Holt | September 17, 2018 at 03:40 AM
I saw Flowing Ginger Mane open for the Go-Go's. They were chicks, though.
Posted by: padraig | September 17, 2018 at 09:04 AM
It's not nice to fight Mother Nature. She will ALWAYS win!
Posted by: funny man | September 17, 2018 at 11:44 AM