ALARMING
Here is your obligatory joke about the rats in Washington.
(Thanks to DaninDallas and funny man)
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September 10, 2018
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Rats have SOME standards
Posted by: Not My Usual Alias | September 10, 2018 at 06:01 PM
Is this the rat in the White House that Trump is trying to uncover?
Posted by: K | September 10, 2018 at 07:43 PM
I had a suspicious mole once. Does that count?
Posted by: PirateBoy | September 10, 2018 at 11:36 PM
@PB - What’s the difference between a suspicious mole and a paranoid mole?
Posted by: klezmerphan | September 10, 2018 at 11:56 PM
A suspicious mole thinks his spouse is cheating on him with a neighbor.
A paranoid mole thinks that she is out to kill him in collusion with the neighbor with whom she is cheating.
Posted by: Rintinglen | September 11, 2018 at 03:20 AM
Person at reference desk: Excuse me, where are the books on paranoia?
Librarian (whispering): They are right behind you
Second librarian — points silently
Posted by: Not My Usual Alias | September 11, 2018 at 06:44 AM
NMUA--Nice. I'm stealing that one.
Posted by: Allen at Division | September 11, 2018 at 09:19 AM
I blame the squirrels. Everyone know squirrels are just rats with fancy tails.
Posted by: WVPlantman | September 11, 2018 at 11:15 AM
I saw the Washington Rats open for The Senators at Eagle Bank Arena.
Posted by: ChrisinVa | September 11, 2018 at 03:49 PM
Par. All the Rats of Washington (evolution of Housewives) really know what to do is frantically pull alarms. It's a Cap Hill blood sport.
Posted by: Loudmouth | September 12, 2018 at 04:06 PM