ALARMING

Here is your obligatory joke about the rats in Washington.

(Thanks to DaninDallas and funny man)

Comments

[Not My Usual Alias]

Rats have SOME standards

[K]

Is this the rat in the White House that Trump is trying to uncover?

[PirateBoy]

I had a suspicious mole once. Does that count?

[klezmerphan]

@PB - What’s the difference between a suspicious mole and a paranoid mole?

[Rintinglen]

A suspicious mole thinks his spouse is cheating on him with a neighbor.
A paranoid mole thinks that she is out to kill him in collusion with the neighbor with whom she is cheating.

[Not My Usual Alias]

Person at reference desk: Excuse me, where are the books on paranoia?
Librarian (whispering): They are right behind you
Second librarian — points silently

[Allen at Division]

NMUA--Nice. I'm stealing that one.

[WVPlantman]

I blame the squirrels. Everyone know squirrels are just rats with fancy tails.

[ChrisinVa]

I saw the Washington Rats open for The Senators at Eagle Bank Arena.

[Loudmouth]

Par. All the Rats of Washington (evolution of Housewives) really know what to do is frantically pull alarms. It's a Cap Hill blood sport.