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August 13, 2018

WHAT'S THAT SMELL WAFTING ACROSS THE ATLANTIC?

In Paris, eco-friendly cubist urinals spark sniggers and seething

(Thanks to Rod Nunley)

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France is escalating the "French Fry War" with Belgium?

The photo of the Eiffel Tower was very helpful in comprehending this topic.

Where in the name of Charles de Gaulle are the urinals in that photo?

It is this kind of sniggers and seething that cause France to be omitted from editions of Globes produced worldwide beginning 2019. Also, all history books ever making mention of France have been recalled.

The unitrotter was the bird on the street?

Sac-le-blur! They're pissing on pigeons now?

Every three weeks. That’s how often they change the hay bale. Does no one breathe in France?

Updated with a picture: < a href="https://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/paris-toilets-public-urinoir_us_5b71bb3de4b0530743cc2e9b:>another version of the story

That straw sure is scratchy. And deep, too.

another version of the story

Trying it again!

I've seen London,
I've seen France,
I've seen someone's ... OH MY GOD!!!!

@ funny man--Thanks for the link clarifying this pissy story.

Eliza Doolittle: Here! What are you sniggering at?

Freddy Eynsford-Hill: The new small talk, you do it so awfully well.

Eliza Doolittle: Well, if I was doing it proper, what was you sniggering at? Have I said anything I oughtn't?

Playing loud, stinking Manilow music would spike the sniggers, but the less rapid moistening of the straw would be something I remember all my life
Raining down as cold as ice. You know I can't smile without you.

'Squse me while I whip this out.

In addition to does no one breathe in France, does no one wash their hands?
Note to self: do not shake hands of touch ANYTHING while in France!!!

*or touch

From my experience the urinals are those vertical brown poles with something green on top of them

They'll need to place a fairly hefty order with the urinal cake patisserie...

Larry in Marketing suggests calling them, "Oui Oui" boxes.

Daddy! Daddy! Why is that man peeing in a mailbox?

EFCU was the warm-up band for Creedence Clearwater Revival

The Parisian pissoires of old were fine looking and smelling things, and it's a shame they had to be removed and burned in order to save the planet.

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