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August 24, 2018
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But as a wise man once said, beware, it's a croc!
Posted by: funny man | August 24, 2018 at 10:33 AM
Was he holding a little margarita? I'm going to take their word for it that crocodiles are shy.
I also want to thank Judi for posting. I was afraid I was going to have to go get a job while Dave is away.
Posted by: nursecindy | August 24, 2018 at 10:43 AM
Sorry for the job scare, Cindy. I was visiting my daughter who didn't have internet access in her new house yet! Plus I was probably fired.
Posted by: judi | August 24, 2018 at 10:57 AM
The croc was on his way to Harbor Freight to pick up a set of Allen wrenches...oh, and to eat the checkout clerks.
No worries, Judi, we Blogophytes have officially un-fired you for the duration.
Posted by: K | August 24, 2018 at 11:47 AM
What concerned me was what happened to the person who was using the yellow flotation noodle before the crocodile showed up.
Posted by: Le Petomane | August 24, 2018 at 12:07 PM
LeP, I think we know what happened to the tourist who decided to cool off in a Florida Canal.
Posted by: wiredog | August 24, 2018 at 12:50 PM
Earlier the crocodile ate a Happy Meal. Now he's playing with the toy.
Posted by: Marc | August 24, 2018 at 01:55 PM
The meal was not that happy, Marc.
Could've been worse. They might've discovered a pool noodle wearing crocs.
Posted by: fractalist | August 24, 2018 at 02:10 PM
If you say a croc has a yellow pool noodle, you better be ready for a fight.
Posted by: Burt Macklin, FBI | August 24, 2018 at 04:55 PM
Now, see, here I thought crocs were amphibians who knew how to swim and mostly lived in the water.
The things you learn around here.
Posted by: ed in texas | August 25, 2018 at 07:55 AM
I did not know that Florida had crocs. The gators get all the press.
Posted by: Cheesewiz | August 25, 2018 at 03:23 PM