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Any chance they're developing another drone that can deliver doughnuts too?
Posted by: nursecindy | August 24, 2018 at 11:09 AM
I'd rather it dump it on the person making me feel glum.
Posted by: Rudolph | August 24, 2018 at 11:20 AM
But I thought that was the job description of the ideal barista at those coffee houses?
Posted by: funny man | August 24, 2018 at 11:22 AM
I'd like to invent an attack drone that senses when it needs to smack the kid at Dunkin who starts mopping over my shoes just before closing time.
Posted by: K | August 24, 2018 at 11:50 AM
Yea, nothing makes me feel better than swatting away a 'hot coffee drone'.
Posted by: ImNotDave | August 24, 2018 at 12:10 PM
When they invent a drone that delivers beer and pizzas, then I'll be impressed.
Posted by: Le Petomane | August 24, 2018 at 12:11 PM
Deja vu, Sinatra sang about being glum and IBM in 1959. Too bad no one gave him some coffee.
Posted by: MOTW | August 24, 2018 at 01:20 PM
Offer Glum a hot drink too. It's only fair.
Posted by: Clankie | August 24, 2018 at 01:41 PM
I'd rather target the person who's excessively cheerful.
At least, until I get my coffee...
Posted by: fractalist | August 24, 2018 at 02:15 PM
Irish Whiskey drones can’t be far behind. They’ll be the ones bobbing and weaving a bit as they hand off the goodies.
Posted by: Lakedog | August 24, 2018 at 02:50 PM
Feeling Glum opened for It's a Beautiful Day. The contrast worked!
Posted by: funny man | August 24, 2018 at 03:00 PM
I'm with Lakedog and Le Pet. Wrong drink to deliver.
Posted by: LeDud | August 24, 2018 at 04:43 PM
I sent this to my friend in Buffalo, and he is ready to buy one now.
Posted by: Jeff Meyerson | August 24, 2018 at 06:04 PM
Scalding spills and I smell a lawsuit brewing.
Posted by: Slim Chance | August 24, 2018 at 06:39 PM
What about a drone, or a fleet of drones, that drops poop on politicians?
Posted by: tembo samadi | August 25, 2018 at 10:58 AM