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Can you trust a guy who smiles like that?
Posted by: Mr. Bill | August 23, 2018 at 10:41 AM
Mr. Bill, FBD (Frosty Ball Disease) is nothing to laugh at. But I agree. I wouldn't trust him either.
Posted by: nursecindy | August 23, 2018 at 01:43 PM
I would venture any guy with FBD (Frosty Ball Disease) wouldn't be smiling, but I wouldn't trust him. He would be really weird.
Posted by: Le Petomane | August 23, 2018 at 03:09 PM
judi - oh thank goodness!
So .. uh .. was this the beginnings of the Creepy King?
Posted by: MOTW | August 23, 2018 at 03:34 PM
I bet you don't get your deposit back if you have to lease a Sno-Ball.
Posted by: Rudolph | August 23, 2018 at 03:36 PM
The son of Burger King tried, and failed, in his first business attempt.
Posted by: PirateBoy | August 23, 2018 at 04:27 PM
Rudolph - Right. Used sno-balls are...
Posted by: judi | August 23, 2018 at 04:29 PM
Don't worry: He will suceed, perhaps, as a used car salesman!
Posted by: funny man | August 23, 2018 at 05:36 PM
Maybe a RENAME to "Li'l Shaver's Shaved Ice"?
Posted by: ep ramos | August 24, 2018 at 12:00 PM