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August 24, 2018


Naked Lactating Incense Burner

(Thanks to Unholy Slacker)


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For that awkward Labor Day gift giving, right?

That would be quite the conversation starter if you put it in your living room.
btw, you only have 122 more days of Christmas shopping.

Yep...If you need this, it will also be a unique gift for the guy who has eyes for milky smoke from lactating places.
FYI several fragrances are available & the object de art is handmade for this low, low price!


Got milk?

If you could get a really big one of these and put it on a trailer, you would have a smokin' hot babe to haul around Burning Man.

So just what was Unholy Slacker looking for when he (I assume "he") found that?

She certainly looks incensed about something...

I need eyeball bleach after seeing that.

Double your pleasure
double your fun
Buy two naked lactating incense burners
instead of just one.

I would have guessed Naked Lactating Incense Burner to be a minor character in a Cheech and Chong film.

I saw Naked Lactating Incense Burner on their Natural Milk tour, back in 1982. They sucked!

Didn’t Naked Lactating Incence Burner open for The Dead Milkmen?

Well that completes my Christmas list.DONE

If you contribute $1000 or more to the La Leche League, this is the bonus gift (better than the boring tote bag!)

Barely-on-topic joke:

What's the difference between an old Greyhond bus depot and a lobster with breast implants?

One's a rusty bus station, and the other's a busty crustacean..

I believe a lactating incense burner was inspiration for the song lyric: "When your hearts on fire,
You must realize smoke gets in your eyes."

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