THE PERFECT GIFT FOR SOMEONE WHO NEEDS THIS
Naked Lactating Incense Burner
(Thanks to Unholy Slacker)
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August 24, 2018
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For that awkward Labor Day gift giving, right?
Posted by: funny man | August 24, 2018 at 10:58 AM
That would be quite the conversation starter if you put it in your living room.
btw, you only have 122 more days of Christmas shopping.
Posted by: nursecindy | August 24, 2018 at 11:05 AM
Yep...If you need this, it will also be a unique gift for the guy who has eyes for milky smoke from lactating places.
FYI several fragrances are available & the object de art is handmade for this low, low price!
Posted by: ep ramos | August 24, 2018 at 11:22 AM
Tasteful.
Posted by: N. N. | August 24, 2018 at 11:38 AM
Got milk?
Posted by: funny man | August 24, 2018 at 11:40 AM
If you could get a really big one of these and put it on a trailer, you would have a smokin' hot babe to haul around Burning Man.
Posted by: Le Petomane | August 24, 2018 at 12:01 PM
So just what was Unholy Slacker looking for when he (I assume "he") found that?
Posted by: wiredog | August 24, 2018 at 12:47 PM
She certainly looks incensed about something...
Posted by: fractalist | August 24, 2018 at 02:13 PM
I need eyeball bleach after seeing that.
Posted by: MOTW | August 24, 2018 at 02:23 PM
Double your pleasure
double your fun
Buy two naked lactating incense burners
instead of just one.
Posted by: ImNotDave | August 24, 2018 at 02:31 PM
I would have guessed Naked Lactating Incense Burner to be a minor character in a Cheech and Chong film.
Posted by: Jim | August 24, 2018 at 02:52 PM
I saw Naked Lactating Incense Burner on their Natural Milk tour, back in 1982. They sucked!
Posted by: PirateBoy | August 24, 2018 at 05:53 PM
Didn’t Naked Lactating Incence Burner open for The Dead Milkmen?
Posted by: Beelzebubba (655321) | August 24, 2018 at 11:23 PM
Well that completes my Christmas list.DONE
Posted by: Mikey123 | August 25, 2018 at 02:23 PM
If you contribute $1000 or more to the La Leche League, this is the bonus gift (better than the boring tote bag!)
Posted by: K | August 25, 2018 at 08:02 PM
Barely-on-topic joke:
What's the difference between an old Greyhond bus depot and a lobster with breast implants?
One's a rusty bus station, and the other's a busty crustacean..
Posted by: Death Row Doc | August 26, 2018 at 05:04 PM
I believe a lactating incense burner was inspiration for the song lyric: "When your hearts on fire,
You must realize smoke gets in your eyes."
Posted by: Le Petomane | August 26, 2018 at 07:45 PM