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August 15, 2018

STAND TALL, AMERICA

America's hottest export? Sperm

(Thanks to Allen at Division)

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We're #1!!

Gives new meaning to football player interviews when they say, "I'm just happy to contribute..."

And Porn. Russia is close behind.

Nothing good can cum come of this.

Be prepared for foreign tariffs.

At first I read that and thought it said "spam".

Loudmouth's comment made me think of a line George C. Scott could have said in Dr. Strangelove; "Mister President, we cannot allow a sperm gap!"

I've never heard that physical action called a "hottest export," but I guess it works.

Standing tall is usually not how the product is obtained.

"Demand for US sperm is on the rise."

That's what she they all said?

Since the demise of Playboy you have to wonder what method of collection they use that is so successful. Some of those articles were off-the-chart stimulating.

manual, look up Lance Hart on PornHub (not at work!) he can lend you a hand.

Le Pet: that's "Precious Bodily Fluids"...

Hot sperm? I thought they had to transport it in frozen containers?

Like ice cream if it melts--might not be very good????

That sound you hear is hundreds of blog guys signing up to become donors.
I can only imagine the look on my ex-military father's face if I'd asked him to help me with something like this. It wouldn't be pretty.

wiredog I thought it said spam too.

NurseCindy? We all have seeds of doubt...

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