STAND TALL, AMERICA
America's hottest export? Sperm
(Thanks to Allen at Division)
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America's hottest export? Sperm
(Thanks to Allen at Division)
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We're #1!!
Gives new meaning to football player interviews when they say, "I'm just happy to contribute..."
Posted by: Allen at Division | August 15, 2018 at 10:48 AM
And Porn. Russia is close behind.
Posted by: Loudmount | August 15, 2018 at 11:15 AM
Nothing good can
cumcome of this.Posted by: ubetcha | August 15, 2018 at 11:23 AM
Be prepared for foreign tariffs.
Posted by: Stixnstonz | August 15, 2018 at 11:33 AM
At first I read that and thought it said "spam".
Posted by: wiredog | August 15, 2018 at 11:40 AM
Loudmouth's comment made me think of a line George C. Scott could have said in Dr. Strangelove; "Mister President, we cannot allow a sperm gap!"
Posted by: Le Petomane | August 15, 2018 at 11:52 AM
I've never heard that physical action called a "hottest export," but I guess it works.
Posted by: Rudolph | August 15, 2018 at 11:57 AM
Standing tall is usually not how the product is obtained.
Posted by: wanderer2575 | August 15, 2018 at 12:01 PM
"Demand for US sperm is on the rise."
That's what
shethey all said?Posted by: funny man | August 15, 2018 at 12:02 PM
Since the demise of Playboy you have to wonder what method of collection they use that is so successful. Some of those articles were off-the-chart stimulating.
Posted by: manual tomato | August 15, 2018 at 12:15 PM
manual, look up Lance Hart on PornHub (not at work!) he can lend you a hand.
Posted by: wiredog | August 15, 2018 at 12:39 PM
Le Pet: that's "Precious Bodily Fluids"...
Posted by: Allen at Division | August 15, 2018 at 02:16 PM
Hot sperm? I thought they had to transport it in frozen containers?
Like ice cream if it melts--might not be very good????
Posted by: funny man | August 15, 2018 at 02:51 PM
That sound you hear is hundreds of blog guys signing up to become donors.
I can only imagine the look on my ex-military father's face if I'd asked him to help me with something like this. It wouldn't be pretty.
Posted by: nursecindy | August 15, 2018 at 03:20 PM
wiredog I thought it said spam too.
Posted by: nursecindy | August 15, 2018 at 03:25 PM
NurseCindy? We all have seeds of doubt...
Posted by: PirateBoy | August 15, 2018 at 04:18 PM