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In the E.R. we called people like the first guy, "donors". At least the guy in the second picture is sitting up straight and looks like he's paying attention to the road.
I had a religious experience on a motorcycle several years ago. My then boyfriend was a biker and I loved riding on the back. Then one day we got stuck between two 18 wheelers on I-77 in Charlotte during rush hour. I promised God if he let me live I'd never get on another one and I haven't.
Posted by: nursecindy | August 25, 2018 at 01:17 PM
I used to love motorcycles and owned five Harleys. I quit riding because of experiences like NC had. Just too much crazy traffic. This dude is a future Darwin contender.
I liked the pet crab pictures below the main article. But I am of the age when having crabs had an entirely different meaning.
Posted by: Le Petomane | August 25, 2018 at 01:33 PM
Male bicyclist.
Wearing a thong.
Pedaling on I-95.
No matter what happened next, it's likely he's already taken himself out of the gene pool.
Posted by: fractalist | August 25, 2018 at 02:04 PM
That's something you don't see everyday! Thank God!
Posted by: funny man | August 25, 2018 at 05:14 PM
I thought the double yellow line was for motorcycles?
Posted by: ImNotDave | August 25, 2018 at 07:43 PM
At least the first dude looked good without his shirt and in his bike shorts, and Thong Man looked skeevy but not overly so. When I saw this posting, I was thinking semi-nude, hairy Chris Farley types, so I'm actually relieved that the rank stupidity was able to shine on through the beefcake on display.
Posted by: K | August 25, 2018 at 07:55 PM
But isn't "safety" and "i-95" antonyms?
Posted by: funny man | August 26, 2018 at 03:31 PM
Riding a bicycle without a helmet is very unwise.
Posted by: WVPlantman | August 27, 2018 at 09:49 AM