POLLY WANT A *WHAT?*
Parrot Stuck on Roof for Three Days Greets Rescuer with a Tirade of Curse Words
(Thanks to Commander McBragg, John Lobert, Jon Harris and Not My Usual Alias, who says "And stay off his roof.")
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Parrot Stuck on Roof for Three Days Greets Rescuer with a Tirade of Curse Words
(Thanks to Commander McBragg, John Lobert, Jon Harris and Not My Usual Alias, who says "And stay off his roof.")
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Well, it does appear that the rescuer was a white guy...
Posted by: Ron G in WA | August 14, 2018 at 05:42 PM
Looks like a Norwegian blue to me.
Posted by: Jeff Meyerson | August 14, 2018 at 06:01 PM
Could have been worse. They could have climbed up there and found a deaf guy with turrets talking in sign language.
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Please. Stop throwing things at me.
Posted by: manual tomato | August 14, 2018 at 06:04 PM
Seems like everyone's tweets are getting a little risque these days.
Posted by: Clankie | August 14, 2018 at 06:34 PM
They could have just given the parrot a plastic tarp so he remain polyunsaturated.
Posted by: Le Petomane | August 14, 2018 at 08:07 PM
"Yeah, you know what you can do with your cracker, pal..."
Posted by: K | August 14, 2018 at 08:51 PM
Swearing in three languages is impressive
Posted by: Not My Usual Alias | August 14, 2018 at 09:22 PM
A man buys a parrot, but all it will speak is curse words. It keeps getting worse until the bird's foul language drove his guests from a party he held. The man was so furious he stuffed the foul-mouthed parrot in the freezer. In a while he realized he had overreacted and took the parrot out of the freezer. The parrot shook itself and said..
"Sir, I sincerely apologize for my previous bad behavior and promise I Have reformed. May I ask, however, what did that turkey DO?"
Posted by: Le Petomane | August 14, 2018 at 09:46 PM
*groans at Le Petomane*
Posted by: wanderer2575 | August 15, 2018 at 08:40 AM
At Le Pet. That joke is so old the first teller was stepped on by a Mammoth.
Posted by: Rintinglen | August 15, 2018 at 09:05 AM
Yep, they didn't have freezers when that joke was invented.
To be fair, it was in the middle of the last ice age.
Posted by: fractalist | August 15, 2018 at 02:45 PM