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August 09, 2018


12:56 a.m. A Kalispell woman reported that she was “scared to death that she would be attacked by the invisible aliens.” The dispatcher asked if the woman was under the influence of any drugs or alcohol and she said that she was not. However, later in the conversation she mentioned that she had just done meth.

(Thanks to funny man)


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A Kalispel woman was "scared to death that she would be attacked by invisible aliens."
I asked around here in Roswell, New Mexico and no one has ever seen an invisible alien.

His name is Jose.

@ Qaz--Yeah, I heard Jose's on his way.

A Columbia Falls man reported that his ex-wife was causing trouble.

Isn’t that her job?

I'm still waiting for the Blog to post the news item about the naked Florida woman who was told the police running away from giant spiders.

@Marc - it was posted the previous day.

11:18 a.m. A TV reporter wanted to see what was going on around town.

Send the reporter to the Kalispell woman.

Boy, is it just me or does Flathead have the laziest reporter ever? If my J-School prof were his (or her) editor she'd be fired. Of course it's highly likely this reporter is still in high school, having never set foot in a j-school. Just saying!

I see "invisible aliens" all the Time! It's not that unusual!

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