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Well, I'll bet it made a bright light.
Posted by: Mr. Bill | August 17, 2018 at 01:18 PM
This is like Wile E. Coyote or Yosemite Sam lighting a match in a room full of dynamite.
Posted by: wanderer2575 | August 17, 2018 at 01:27 PM
At least he wasn't reaching for his cell phone.
So what part of keeping a handgun with a round in the chamber in a bouncing ATV is considered to be a good idea?
Posted by: Not My Usual Alias | August 17, 2018 at 01:32 PM
When will flashlight makers stop making flashlights that look like guns? Wait, they don't, do they?
Okay, then tell me: When will we outlaw idiots?
Posted by: funny man | August 17, 2018 at 01:39 PM
I think that several (maybe more than that) cans of Pearl Beer were involved.
Posted by: Bill | August 17, 2018 at 01:40 PM
PS My previous comment above was ironic sarcasm, and rhetorical, FYI.
Posted by: funny man | August 17, 2018 at 01:41 PM
This guy needs to sleep with a night light.
Posted by: fractalist | August 17, 2018 at 01:52 PM
He couldn't tell the difference between a flashlight switch and a trigger?
To quote nursecindy: moron.
Posted by: Jeff Meyerson | August 17, 2018 at 02:01 PM
I agree with Jeff and NC. Even in Flathead County people would call him a moron.
Posted by: Le Petomane | August 17, 2018 at 03:15 PM