HEY, THEY'RE DRESSED FOR IT

Cows allowed to visit Swedish nudist beaches in heatwave

(Thanks to Ralph)

Comments

[markhh]

Cows are generally au naturale, so I don't see a problem.

[jg]

And no one uddered a word about it

[Rintinglen]

Ever notice the ones that are naked are the ones you don't really care to see nude?

[wanderer2575]

Now, where'd I put my horse suit?

[ChrisinVa]

Calling them cows is just rude. This beach should discriminate against people because of their size.

[Le Petomane]

As long as the swimmers remember to look down I fail to see the problem.

[MOTW]

I bet you're wonderin' how I moo ♫
'Bout your plans to make a zoo
With some other cow you knew before
Between the two of us guys
You know that I don't snore.
It took me by surprise, I must bray
When I found out yesterday.
Don't you know I herd it through the grapevine
Not much longer is this beach mine
Oh, I herd it through the grapevine
And I readin' 'bout this news, resigned
Honey, honey .. ♫

[fractalist]

*snork* and *bravo* @ MOTW...

[maryqos]

Standing ovation with lighter lit and held high for MOTW.

[Le Petomane]

I can see a Pulitzer poetry nomination in MOTW'S future.

[manual tomato]

MOTW short for MOTOWN

You are a lot like Diana Ross in so many ways.

[Rudolph]

I wish Gary Larson would caption that photo.

[Farmer Adams]

Them cows got reel soul, get it?

Moo-vin and Groo-vin!

MOTW, did you have anything to do with yesterdays' cow possee?

A role could be waiting for you on Empire!

[Marc]

Someone should let Neil Young know this is happening so he can write a song about it. Oh wait; Neil already did.

Cowgirl in the Sand

[PirateBoy]

I have a beef with this entire story, so I woke up dreaming of a song by (drumroll) The Cowsills:

Sweden, give me a beach with cows, big beautiful cows

Shining, gleaming, steaming, flaxen, waxen

Take me where there's cows, tender beef with udders

Here, cattle, there, droppings, everywhere, droppings, droppings

Cows, cows, cows, cows, cows, cows, cows, cows

We know it, they show it, give them hay to grow it, those cows...

[Jeff Meyerson]

Why shouldn't cops be allowed to visit a nude beach?

What? Oh, cows? Never mind.

[wanderer2575]

*huzzahs to MOTW*

[Le Petomane]

I remember a fun animated musical short; "Cows With Guns." I wonder what MOTW could do with that?

[Pogo]

*Raises belated Bic to MOTW*

[Tonto]

Teats or tits, your choice.

[MOTW]

If anyone is reading this far, thank you. Yesterday was a really really bad day at work. Y'all always make me smile and this response really lifted me up.

[funny man]

♫ Cows au natural at the beach
Swans in the mood
Ladys firing guns
seems like Love (and bullets) is in the air!
It's there everywhere, (don't get shot)!♫

When the heat rises, animals get amorous!
When heat rises, people like to shoot each other!
Go figure!
"When you're hot Jerry, it's hot!"

[maryqos]

very moo-ving musical numbers.