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August 01, 2018

HE DID NOT GET FAR WITHOUT WORCESTERSHIRE SAUCE

Man shoves $100 worth of Walmart steaks down pants, flees on moped

(Thanks to Rick Day)

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As is his Constitutional right.

At least borrow a car for the getaway vehicle

Walmart saved from utter ruin by valiant peace officers.

I think it's fair to say he wasn't an A-1 genius.

He wasn't very smart. I'd steak my reputation on that ! Heh...

Only $100 worth of steaks? That should've been easy to conceal...

That's a butt-load of steaks.

I once witnessed two men go medieval over putting any kind sauce on steak. One wanted A-1 sauce, the other insisted that steak should be eaten au naturale.

One thing I know for sure. Not that she would ever do such a thing, but if nursecindy ever decided to steal a steak, I can guaran-damn-tee it that it would NOT be from Walmart.

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