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August 18, 2018


Mum regrets buying hamster for kids after 'little s***' escapes and destroys family car

(Thanks to John Lobert)


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Send that hamster to Wisconsin, where it can help the woodchucks eat Paul Ryan’s car.

Absolute proof that hamsters are not only related to squirrels but do their dirty work too.

I have two ideas:
Park the car in a garage, open the doors, and set off a few flea bombs.
Or try a cat.

I'd sooner have a pet tarantula.

There's not much to them but when they are

marinated and batter-dipped.....

And kiddies, that's why you can't have nice things.

I’ve never regretted buying a hamster.

I got over the cute-and-cuddly image of hamsters right quick as a kid, when it proceeded to pee and poop as it ran around the living room floor in its clear plastic ball, and next when it sank its darling little fangs into my mom's finger like a little furry Bela Lugosi when she offered it a strawberry. The pain was so excruciating that my mom ended up calling the thing names that went WELL beyond "little s--t."

I hear they make great playmates for pythons.

So the hamster escaped, or was it the kids?

Either way, sounds like lots of trouble!

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