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"outbreeding depression" sounds like a description of my love life...
Posted by: wiredog | August 23, 2018 at 11:02 AM
I am proud to be a born and bred Floridian. As a child we had rather "ho-hum" animals like raccoons, possums and the occasional bear, along with rattlers and gators. But now, we are in the "big time" with 10 foot (and bigger) pythons. I'd like to see any of the other 49 states (and the District of Columbia) top that.
Posted by: Bill | August 23, 2018 at 12:27 PM
If any of these snakes make it to Roswell, New Mexico, it could mean the end of civilization as we know it!
I believe Thulsa Doom got his snakes here.
Posted by: Le Petomane | August 23, 2018 at 01:59 PM
Key quote:
While the vast majority appeared to be closely related Burmese pythons — imagine a family reunion packed with first and second cousins —
Yep, I'm pretty sure that Burmese pythons would be offended at the comparison to my family members.
Posted by: Not My Usual Alias | August 23, 2018 at 02:02 PM
I was impressed with the picture of the 3
Gatorsresearchers laid out in a row. Makes you wonder what their parties would be like.Posted by: fractalist | August 23, 2018 at 02:39 PM
This man clearly has a death wish.
Posted by: ubetcha | August 23, 2018 at 03:20 PM
Scientists call it hybrid vigor. I call it scary.
Posted by: MOTW | August 23, 2018 at 03:38 PM
Will they be wearing Super "capes"?
Just asking....
Posted by: funny man | August 23, 2018 at 05:37 PM
@MOTW--In Texas they call it: "Hold my beer and watch this." 'Hybrid Vigor' wouldn't look good as an epitaph on a Texas tombstone.
Posted by: Le Petomane | August 23, 2018 at 05:41 PM
Theory: During continental drift, Florida detached from Australia, which it was originally intended to be part of.
Posted by: FredKey | August 24, 2018 at 10:17 AM