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August 16, 2018

FLORIDA DRIVERS' LICENSES ARE ON THE WAY

These mysterious pink and red blobs have led to widespread speculation about extraterrestrial lifeforms landing in the Scottish Highlands.

(Thanks to John Lobert)

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Can we send it to Congress?

The remains of exploded haggis?

Scottish people have copious loads of expendable time and imagination.
(You thought I was going to say they were full of copious loads of something else, didn't you?)


It's a self-playing fast-breeding bagpipe.

We're doomed.

"Ridiculous superstition!" stated Nessie in an interview with the Aberdeen Times.

Out of an abundance of caution, it could be a good idea for folks in the vicinity to memorize the words: Klaatu Barada Nikto.

It's probably just a weather balloon.

Edgar?

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