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...has nothing on this person.
(Thanks to the viral nature of the internet, Steve K. and Ron G.)
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I asked all my friends to contribute to my alimony. None of them ponied up!
Posted by: WVPlantman | August 28, 2018 at 10:26 AM
"I just wanted to be a Kardashian for a day."
Well, she certainly behaved like a big @ss to her family and friends, so I'm thinking she reached her goal even without the wedding.
Posted by: K | August 28, 2018 at 10:28 AM
"I mean, how could we have the wedding we dreamed of without proper funding?"
Good question, Susan!
When I read this (and also, read the Daily Mail link) I thought, "Nah, this has to be made up, right?"
But for the moment, it certainly appears to be real (as real as Susan is). If only she had invited Dave's bloggers, I'm sure nursecindy would have started a GoFundMe page for her, right? Right, Cindy?
Posted by: Jeff Meyerson | August 28, 2018 at 10:46 AM
If she threw her engagement ring at the groom I hope the groom snatched it faster than a cane toad can catch a bug.
Posted by: Marc | August 28, 2018 at 11:00 AM
I'm surprised she wasn't asking for more. I mean how many friends could she really have?
Posted by: Mr. Bill | August 28, 2018 at 11:00 AM
Every friend, family member, acquaintance, and her former (I hope) fiancé should be thankful for this clear view of her character.
Posted by: wanderer2575 | August 28, 2018 at 11:05 AM
Some women and I'm sure some guys, never look better than when you see them in your rear view mirror.
Posted by: Le Petomane | August 28, 2018 at 11:11 AM
This lady needs a good old-fashioned *smack* from nursecindy.
Posted by: Rudolph | August 28, 2018 at 11:22 AM
SUSAN NEEDS HELP!
This needs to be on the BIG SCREEN!
It just needs a catchy title and I'm sure that this crew can come up with suggestions.
I'll offer 2 for a start:
"Four Funerals and a Susan Wedding"
"My Big Fat GREED Wedding"
Next in line!
Posted by: Slim Chance | August 28, 2018 at 11:36 AM
"Speechless in Seattle"
Posted by: Marc | August 28, 2018 at 11:48 AM
Princess Susan just got demoted!
"Your dream wedding will always be a dream!" The wicked witch cackled, laughing like she had just watched the farting hippo. Oh, by the way, I think that was her bridesmaid, not a real witch.
Some people have no sense of reality. Or much sense period.
Posted by: funny man | August 28, 2018 at 12:21 PM
I wasn't invited or else I would have contributed.
Posted by: LeDud | August 28, 2018 at 12:21 PM
I'm guessing the eight who RSVP'd did not read the whole invitation.
Posted by: Steve K. | August 28, 2018 at 12:31 PM
They did not read the terms and conditions.
Posted by: fractalist | August 28, 2018 at 12:37 PM
I think Steve is right.
"Hi, you look great."
"Did you bring the $1,500?"
"WTFBBQ?"
Posted by: Jeff Meyerson | August 28, 2018 at 12:52 PM
Jeff I might start a Go Fund Me page to help her get some psychiatric help. I hate going to weddings so there's no way I'd go to one that charged me a $1500 entrance fee. I think the groom dodged a bullet by not marrying her.
Posted by: nursecindy | August 28, 2018 at 01:18 PM
"Suddenly Losin'"
"Steal Magnolias"
"Bother of the Bride"
"The Princess Snide"
.. next ..
Posted by: MOTW | August 28, 2018 at 01:39 PM
The Bride of Bankenstein
Posted by: MotherofChaos | August 28, 2018 at 03:01 PM
Assuming her MoH coughed up $5000 and her ex's family (is that her finance's family? or someone else?) gave $3000, that leaves $52000 to be raised. Divided by $1500, I deduce that she had 34 and 2/3 friends. Not much for a world-class party.
Posted by: N. N. | August 28, 2018 at 03:27 PM
"No Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas"
Posted by: MotherofChaos | August 28, 2018 at 04:52 PM
In my much younger years I dated a girl like Susan. Then I joined the Army and I was right. Drill sergeants were much nicer and more pleasant to be around than Susie.
Posted by: Le Petomane | August 28, 2018 at 07:02 PM
Run for the hills, Mr. Groom!
How much would she charge for baby shower entrance?
Full college tuition, or no entry for you!
Posted by: Miamibey | August 28, 2018 at 07:17 PM
Hey Grroom this is your chnce to run away from this horrid woman, but it sounds like you are a wimp.
Posted by: Mikey123 | August 28, 2018 at 07:51 PM