BE GRATEFUL YOU STILL HAVE YOUR LEMONS
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August 28, 2018
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- "Dave" is Dave Barry, who is a humor columnist and presidential contender.
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"Stop selling shredded cheese. Let's make America grate again!" was a parody of you know who by you know who.
Some people are just lemons, and spoiled at that!
Posted by: funny man | August 28, 2018 at 12:27 PM
Why was the cousin holding on to an empty bottle of Lysol?
nursecindy wants to know.
Posted by: Jeff Meyerson | August 28, 2018 at 12:59 PM
Don't bend over ...
Posted by: ubetcha | August 28, 2018 at 01:08 PM
I hear cleanliness is next to godliness.
Posted by: Jan in Grimsby | August 28, 2018 at 01:20 PM
In Texas that last line in that article would read; "A preliminary hanging is set for Tuesday."
Posted by: Le Petomane | August 28, 2018 at 01:30 PM
Sounds like the Curious Case of Edgar Witherspoon.
Posted by: wanderer2575 | August 28, 2018 at 01:34 PM
"He stole my soap. Who steals soap?" Tackett said."
Yep, his cousin don't seem like the soap-stealing type.
Posted by: LeDud | August 28, 2018 at 04:50 PM
"The ashtray, this paddle game and the remote control and the lamp and that’s all I need. And that’s all I need too. I don’t need one other thing, not one – I need this. The paddle game, and the chair, and the remote control, and the matches, for sure. And this. And that’s all I need. The ashtray, the remote control, the paddle game, this magazine and the chair."
Posted by: Navin Johnson | August 28, 2018 at 05:06 PM
Q: "Who steals a cheese grater?"
A: "Y'all gotta shred the meth ta make it grater!"
Posted by: Slim Chance | August 28, 2018 at 09:03 PM
Poor people blame meth; rich people blame Ambien
Posted by: NurseBernie | August 28, 2018 at 09:50 PM