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August 28, 2018


Grateful. Get it?

(Thanks to funny man)


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"Stop selling shredded cheese. Let's make America grate again!" was a parody of you know who by you know who.

Some people are just lemons, and spoiled at that!

Why was the cousin holding on to an empty bottle of Lysol?

nursecindy wants to know.

Don't bend over ...

I hear cleanliness is next to godliness.

In Texas that last line in that article would read; "A preliminary hanging is set for Tuesday."

Sounds like the Curious Case of Edgar Witherspoon.

"He stole my soap. Who steals soap?" Tackett said."

Yep, his cousin don't seem like the soap-stealing type.

"The ashtray, this paddle game and the remote control and the lamp and that’s all I need. And that’s all I need too. I don’t need one other thing, not one – I need this. The paddle game, and the chair, and the remote control, and the matches, for sure. And this. And that’s all I need. The ashtray, the remote control, the paddle game, this magazine and the chair."

Q: "Who steals a cheese grater?"

A: "Y'all gotta shred the meth ta make it grater!"

Poor people blame meth; rich people blame Ambien

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