ATTENTION, FRENCH KAYAKERS
(Thanks to Allen at Division, Le Petomane, Bill, Ralph, Dave, r and Mary)
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August 28, 2018
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Doesn't this dolphin know about a dinner and a movie ?
Posted by: LeDud | August 28, 2018 at 12:23 PM
Hey, at least he's not filling a bathtub with potatoes while wearing lacy man-bras.
Can't quite squeeze the lemons into this comment.
Posted by: wiredog | August 28, 2018 at 12:30 PM
I once knew a Pakastani student named Zafar. He also was sexually frustrated, but never attacked women. He also never stuck his nose where it did not belong. Seems he had better manners than a dolphin.
Posted by: funny man | August 28, 2018 at 12:31 PM
Didn't they open for The Mothers of Invention?
Posted by: Jeff Meyerson | August 28, 2018 at 12:54 PM
The only French he knows is 'May We?'
Posted by: JG | August 28, 2018 at 12:58 PM
One of my husbands used to do that. Didn't work for him either.
Posted by: ubetcha | August 28, 2018 at 01:11 PM
“…frequent recreational sex …” sounds like the 70s in a nutshell.
Posted by: Jan in Grimsby | August 28, 2018 at 01:19 PM
Poor Zafar. He's probably just tired of sitting home night after night all alone, watching old episodes of Hogan's Heroes while knitting another sweater. A friend told me that's what she does.
Posted by: nursecindy | August 28, 2018 at 01:24 PM
Would it help if I farted in his general direction?
Posted by: MOTW | August 28, 2018 at 01:32 PM
France on High Alert
Posted by: Airedale | August 28, 2018 at 01:41 PM
"Ladies, you know what they say about the size of a dorsal fin. Oh yeah..!!"
Posted by: Burt Macklin, FBI | August 28, 2018 at 01:57 PM
Well, they ARE swimming in the Bay of Brest.
Posted by: Rudolph | August 28, 2018 at 03:46 PM
"has been scaring tourists and locals by approaching them and trying to rub up against them"
In Washington we call them lawyers.
Posted by: ImNotDave | August 28, 2018 at 04:21 PM
@MOTW---This case may require the Full Monty Python.
"I fart in your general direction! Your mother was a whale and your father was a smelt."
Or something like that.
Posted by: Le Petomane | August 28, 2018 at 05:30 PM
Heh heh heh heh....he has a blowhole. Heh heh.
Posted by: Heywood | August 28, 2018 at 06:48 PM
Takes the notion of "dolphin encounters" to a whole new (scary) level.
Posted by: K | August 29, 2018 at 07:15 PM